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You've made a wise choice. If you're looking for a humorous way to pass the time, the following anthologies are sure to please. Order your signed copies today!

Please be aware, I only have two of the above books currently in stock. Prices and availability are noted below. Price includes an autographed copy (or copies if you're gangsta like that) plus shipping and handling. For multiple copies of the same book, simply double—triple or quadruple—that number. 

If you prefer a more impersonal approach, click the book(s) of your choosing to the right of this page to be rerouted to Amazon, where you will pay less, but have zero bragging rights. You can also use those links to check out blurbs from each book to see if it's right for you. Side note: these make great gifts for baby showers, bridal showers or for the person in your life who just likes to laugh at other people's painful memories.

To order your autographed copy/copies, you can either use the PayPal link (note: if ordering multiple copies, be sure the cost reflects the total amount due). Or, if paying by credit card, complete the form below and click the button to submit. Be sure to check your spam folder if you don't hear back. It wouldn't be the first time SASSYPIEHOLE got flagged as a porn site.

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