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Note: This entire series, circa 2015, was shot on an iPhone 4s and edited using outdated 3rd party apps. None of the videos were scripted, which is evident by the number of times I stumble to find the right words, but I love them because they are 100% authentically me. Life is messy, and none of us are perfect; that's what makes these videos unique. Ignore the shitty editing and obnoxious audio and take it for what it's worth: free entertainment. Cheers, friends. Enjoy a few laughs at my expense.

Level II, Lesson #8: How To Open Mini Blinds

7/5/2020

 
​"Mommy?! Mommy?! Mommy!!!"

"WHAT???"

"Can you open my blinds?"

Level II, Lesson #7: How To Blow Out A Candle

7/5/2020

 
Imagine coming home after a long day and finding nothing but a pile of rubble in your front yard that used to be a house. That's a scary thought when you're talking about a candle, isn't it? Did you know that you can avoid a potential fire hazard by merely BLOWING IT OUT?

Today we're going to learn how.

Level II, Lesson #6: A Brief Introduction To The Dishwasher

7/5/2020

 
You've seen them before, those square kitchen boxes that open up into a storage unit for plates, glassware, and random utensils. You may have even bumped your knee up against one while throwing a dish in the sink, but today, you will learn what that thing IS and what purpose it serves.

Level II, Lesson #5: How To Empty A Trash Can

7/5/2020

 
Yesterday, while demonstrating how to push a broom, we were greeted by an overflowing trash can. Today we will explore how to empty it because clearly, it IS that difficult.
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