UNEDITED, UNSCRIPTED VIDEO: How To Close A Drawer

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Lesson #19: How To Close A Drawer

7/5/2020

There is an epidemic trending. According to sources, people find it physically impossible to close a drawer, despite the fact they can open it and paw through it at their leisure.

Say no more.

In this episode, I will attempt to put an end to the madness and show your loved ones how to close a fucking drawer—one inch at a time.

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