UNEDITED, UNSCRIPTED VIDEO: How To Close The Door On A Microwave Oven

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Lesson #8: How To Close The Door On A Microwave Oven

7/5/2020

They say, "When one of your senses weakens, others grow stronger." Guess what? It's true.

I am as blind as a bat, but my hearing impeccable. Imagine the stress my poor ears are under when a late-night snacker decides to heat up a microwave dish in a clamorous and aggressive way.

In this episode, I will meticulously and gracefully demonstrate how to close a microwave door without waking up the entire goddamn neighborhood.

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