They say, "When one of your senses weakens, others grow stronger." Guess what? It's true.
I am as blind as a bat, but my hearing impeccable. Imagine the stress my poor ears are under when a late-night snacker decides to heat up a microwave dish in a clamorous and aggressive way.
In this episode, I will meticulously and gracefully demonstrate how to close a microwave door without waking up the entire goddamn neighborhood.