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It really is common sense...
If you're tired of biting your tongue when the love of your life leaves a fucking glass on the counter, send them my way. 

In this passive aggressive step-by-step guide, I'll answer the tough questions like: How do you turn off a light or clean a dish? The best part? Your friends and family will be so busy laughing at my idiocy that they won't even realize the message is directed at them!

Cheers, friends. Enjoy a few laughs at my expense.

DISCLAIMER: The entire series was shot on an iPhone 4s, circa 2015, edited using 3rd party apps. Ignore the shitty quality and take it for what it's worth: free, unscripted, entertainment.

Lesson #8: How To Close The Door On A Microwave Oven

7/5/2020

 
​They say, "When one of your senses weakens, others grow stronger." Guess what? It's true.

I am as blind as a bat, but my hearing impeccable. Imagine the stress my poor ears are under when a late-night snacker decides to heat up a microwave dish in a clamorous and aggressive way.

In this episode, I will meticulously and gracefully demonstrate how to close a microwave door without waking up the entire goddamn neighborhood.

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