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Note: This entire series, circa 2015, was shot on an iPhone 4s and edited using outdated 3rd party apps. None of the videos were scripted, which is evident by the number of times I stumble to find the right words, but I love them because they are 100% authentically me. Life is messy, and none of us are perfect; that's what makes these videos unique. Ignore the shitty editing and obnoxious audio and take it for what it's worth: free entertainment. Cheers, friends. Enjoy a few laughs at my expense.

Level II, Lesson #2: How To Straighten Something

7/5/2020

 
I straighten this photo—Every. Single. Fucking. Day. Today was no exception. As one might imagine, the frame is an inanimate object, incapable of moving itself. Therefore, someone else must have moved it, but do you know what they didn't do? Put it back where it belonged. 

Maybe they didn't know how to?

Let's remedy that situation by guiding them through the process, shall we?

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