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Note: This entire series, circa 2015, was shot on an iPhone 4s and edited using outdated 3rd party apps. None of the videos were scripted, which is evident by the number of times I stumble to find the right words, but I love them because they are 100% authentically me. Life is messy, and none of us are perfect; that's what makes these videos unique. Ignore the shitty editing and obnoxious audio and take it for what it's worth: free entertainment. Cheers, friends. Enjoy a few laughs at my expense.

Level II, Lesson #4: How To Push A Broom

7/5/2020

 
I love walking barefoot on the beach, feeling the sand in my toes. I do NOT, however, enjoy walking barefoot in my kitchen and feeling the same thing. I would bet my last nerve that I'm not alone.

Today we will begin our journey into the vast world of sweeping. So grab a broom and join me as we practice the art of pushing a broom.

Level II, Lesson #3: How To Feed A Fish

7/5/2020

 
My daughter has a bunch of fish. They have names like Pinkie and Blue Streak. They don't ask for much, mostly because they can't speak, but I'm pretty sure they are happy to see me in the mornings since I AM THE ONLY ONE FEEDING THEM!

Take note, this is an important lesson on keeping pets alive.

Level II, Lesson #2: How To Straighten Something

7/5/2020

 
I straighten this photo—Every. Single. Fucking. Day. Today was no exception. As one might imagine, the frame is an inanimate object, incapable of moving itself. Therefore, someone else must have moved it, but do you know what they didn't do? Put it back where it belonged. 

Maybe they didn't know how to?

Let's remedy that situation by guiding them through the process, shall we?

Level II, Lesson #1: How To Wipe A Counter

7/5/2020

 
Congratulations,  you made it to level two!

It is a strange phenomenon when you witness a person wolfing down a bag of stale chips—because they didn't watch THIS OR THIS—and they fail to notice all of the tiny crumbs falling to their death on your clean, granite countertop. Well get ready, because I'm about to rock your world with a quick lesson on clean up!
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