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Hi! I'm Lisa.

I'm a word-slayer with a background in promotional marketing. Whether you're looking for an experienced copywriter to ignite your next campaign or just a strong voice that can speak to a wide audience, let me know how I can help. 
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    Thanks for your interest in working with me. Please be as specific as possible when describing your needs. I look forward to hearing more.
    If you've gotten this far, you must either be desperate or confused, but hey... who am I to judge? Disclaimer: DO NOT CLICK SUBMIT if you are trying to sell me something or want me to do something for nothing. I will print your message, set it on fire, and return it to you with a seething letter stuffed into the back pocket of a pair of Pajama Jeans. I'm a bartender of words; be generous... and have a nice day. ;-)
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