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Hi! I'm Lisa.
I'm a word-slayer with a background in promotional marketing. Whether
you're looking for an experienced copywriter to ignite your next campaign or just a strong voice that can speak to a wide audience, let me know how I can help.
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KILLAH SWAG
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HIGHLIGHTED PRODUCTS
SWAG SHOP
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