Remember when you were a kid, and your mom would come upstairs and tell you to "go clean that filthy pig-hole of a room" before she gave you something to cry about? But instead of cleaning it, you'd shove everything in a drawer and hide in your room for an hour, hoping you wouldn't get caught? Yeah, that's pretty much the same thing that's happening to me right now. I'm just shoving shit in drawers, compartmentalizing my feelings, waiting for this nonsense to blow over.
In the meantime, I've elected to use subliminal messaging to speak on my behalf. It's an easy way to keep the peace while maintaining six feet at all times and way more entertaining for those who like to have the last word. That said, below are a few of my favorites with links to purchase. This is not a paid promotion, but I DO get a tiny percentage of the sale on some of these if you end up buying something. You can find more awesome stuff in my SWAG SHOP.