Back in MY day, stash was a four-letter-word that led to punishment. One time, my mother found what she thought was a bag of tea leaves hidden underneath the shag carpet in my brother's room. Without delving too deep into what happened afterward, I can say that it landed him in the principal's office, where he was forced, at finger point, to confess to the crime and throw his accomplices straight under the bus. The incident may or may not have been why my mother's name was spray-painted all over the side of our high school building, along with the word "narc," but no one ever dared ask.
Flash forward to 2020, amid all of the madness happening in the world today, the powers that be have finally made "getting high on your own supply" legal, and designers are cashing in —introducing KEEP: a high-tech storage device that doubles as a bodyguard. Designed and engineered with security, discreetness, and functionality in mind, this sleek and modern adult toybox is every cannabis lover's dream.
What makes it unique? Well, for starters, KEEP comes equipped with a state-of-the-art biometric security technology — WiFi and Bluetooth friendly — that lets you lock and unlock your stash with a look or touch of your phone from anywhere in the world. And, as if that weren't enough, this innovative device also allows you to set up "push alerts" that go directly to your phone if someone tries to move or access the device. (Sorry, NOT sorry, mom. Your snooping days are over.)
Hold on; there's more. KEEP also features a custom rolling tray and built-in scale (so know exactly how much product you have at all times) as well as a designated space for accessories and sortable sealed containers, ranging in size, to fit all your 'stash-worthy' needs.
Even if you aren't a cannabis enthusiast, it is hard to ignore the beauty of KEEP's award-winning monochromatic — chalk white and slate black — design, which includes a backlit LED panel that displays both time and weather. Honestly, I'm thinking of getting one for myself just to hide candy from my daughter, but I'm sure there are plenty of other uses if you're not into wacky tabacky. The only bad news is that the company has already sold out, but it's not too to get on their waitlist for future deliveries. Supply and demand, people; it's the backbone of America.