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All SASSYPIEHOLE MERCH is designed by me, printed-on-demand, and shipped from a third-party production facility. Be sure to triple check sizing chart before placing order and review care instructions prior to washing printed merch. Please visit FAQ and RETURNS & EXCHANGES for details. 

Want to see a design on a different item? Drop me a note and let me know which design/fit you'd like—womens relaxed, fitted; mens classic, relaxed, or triblend—and I'll send you a custom link. 
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ALIEN ABDUCTION MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

SAVE THE PLANET MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

LIGHT YEARS MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

PUT A SOCK IN IT MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

DON'T GASLIGHT ME MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

MENS UTTER BULLSHIRT CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

DON'T GASLIGHT ME MENS RELAXED TEE

GIMME!

LAST NERVE MENS CLASSIC DARK TEE

GIMME!

MFING PASSWORD MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

I HEART SPH MEN'S BASIC B TEE

GIMME!

BECAUSE FUCK YOUR COUCH RELAXED UNISEX TEE

GIMME!

ZERO FUCKS GIVEN MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

FUN-GI MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

FUN-GI TRI-BLEND TEE

GIMME!

GET LIT MENS TRI-BLEND TEE

GIMME!

GET LIT MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

WHY THE LONG FACE MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

KEEP WALKIN MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

CRITICAL THINKING IN PROGRESS MENS TEE

GIMME!

FFOKCUF MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

HANG OUT (NEVER) MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

HANG OUT (NEVER) MENS RELAXED TEE

GIMME!

GLASS HALF FULL MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

IT'S 4:20 SOMEWHERE MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

WHO TF ASKED YOU MENS CLASSIC TEE

GIMME!

WHO TF ASKED YOU MENS RELAXED TEE

GIMME!

THIRD EYE MENS RELAXED TEE

GIMME!

STR8 UP BOO SHEET UNISEX RELAXED TEE

GIMME!
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  • About
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  • MERCH
    • MENS
    • WOMENS
    • HATS
    • SWAG
    • SASSY SWAG
    • QUESTIONS >
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      • SHIPPING TIMES
      • RETURNS & EXCHANGES
      • SUBMIT CLAIM
  • THE VAULT
  • RIDICULOUSNESS
    • ARCHIVES
  • BOOKS, EVENTS & LIVE SHOWS
    • BOOKS
    • EVENTS
    • LIVE SHOWS
    • COMMON SENSE ETIQUETTE