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25 Hilarious Reasons To Give Thanks This Year

11/16/2020

 
by Lisa René LeClair
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Is anyone else having a hard time getting into the holiday spirit this year? Or maybe the better question would be: is anyone NOT having a hard time? To help ease the pain, I've teamed up with some of my hilarious friends to bring you a few extra laughs this holiday season. First up, Thanksgiving. If you're on Instagram, make sure you are following all of their pages. You can find them by clicking the images below.

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Cheers everyone! Tis' the season to laugh at that which you cannot control. I hope you have a beautiful Thanksgiving, spending time with friends, family, and ridiculous amounts of food. And for crying out loud, try not to poison anyone with toxic behavior or a shitty casserole. Prison is no place to drown your sorrows. *gobble gobble* 
Let's get this party started right shall we? 
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One size fits all MY ASS!
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Don't make me vacuum my astro turf 'cause I'll do it!
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Oooo child; it's ON!
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It would have been nice to know there was going to be an exam this year.
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Fuck it. I'll just eat the whole damn thing myself.
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I'm sorry, why am I here?
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Sorry, kid. You're gonna have to take one for the team.
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Gurrrrrl... you couldn't even kick me out if you tried.
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Shut up and eat your giblets.
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Brothers and sisters, can we get an AMEN?!
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Nothing says "pie in the face" like a family squabble.
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Who knew they'd come back in style?
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What a difference a year can make.
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What kind of momster ARE you?
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Hands in the air like you just don't care to eat.
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You might want to remove the plastic 'giblet' bag stuffed up the turkey's ass before cooking it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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You know me; I'm a problem solver!
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What boxes? Oh, THOSE boxes. Sorry, I thought you meant the ones in my trunk.
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When in doubt, make a diagram.
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You can go ahead and just drop me in front of the tv.
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After all these years, you would think they'd know better than to give me a choice.
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Not to brag, but mine's better anyway.
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Super sorry we won't get to argue over who makes the best stuffing this year. 
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Take my pulse. I'm pretty sure I died a few hours ago.
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