In the spirit of giving during a global pandemic, Jose Cuervo is awarding a limited number of fans the opportunity to send a life-sized cardboard 'Doppeldrinker' of themselves to friends and family.
According to the company's website, they will be sending hundreds of Cuervo cocktail-carrying cutouts to make it "feel like you're celebrating with family and friends this season, even if you're not!"
The catch? There is none. All you have to do is upload a full-body photo of yourself holding your favorite drink (hint, hint: make it one of theirs), and let them know where to send your Doppeldrinker. If selected, Jose Cuervo will make sure your hilarious keepsake arrives in time for the holidays.
Let's face it; no one WANTS to meet Rona, so forget about hopping on a plane this year and enter for a chance to win your loved ones the gift that truly keeps on giving —minus the sore throat, fever, and hospital stay. Besides, imagine the fun they will have with this thing once our global nightmare is over. I'm envisioning late night binge drinking with friends, yard party decor, and pop-in visits to the ER. Oh, what fun it is to ride the theatrical roller coaster of a Cuervo Doppeldrinker.
Note: This is not a paid advertisement or affiliate referral. I actually want one to send to my haters.
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