Did you know people are ten times more likely to leave you alone if you tell them to go away? It's true! I tried it a few months ago while walking the dog and have yet to talk to any of my neighbors. But not everyone is as reckless as me when sharing their feelings. Some need help speaking their minds. Welcome SASSYPIEHOLE MERCH, an online subliminal messaging boutique for people with a sense of humor. Imagine saying the quiet part loud without speaking at all. You heard me right. Now all you have to do to state your case is get dressed! I've spent a great deal of time creating artwork, sourcing products, and searching for a quality printer, and I think you'll be pleased with the results. Tired of dodging co-workers who won't stop talking? Grab one of my WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT (NEVER) TEEs and wait for the uncomfortable silence next time you're at the water cooler.  Want to tell your boss what you think of those TPS reports without getting fired? Slide a HOO CARES TEE in his inbox and prepare to transfer to another floor.  Looking for a kinder, gentler way to let friends, family, and absolute strangers know you're not in the mood to chat? My KEEP WALKIN TEE pairs nicely with jeans and an eye roll.  Or maybe you're tired of your friends fighting over politics and feel like kicking back with a cold one without offending anyone. This is one of my favorites. I came up with it after my 15yo asked why she wasn't allowed to say "the 'B' word" since it LITERALLY meant dog. She had a good point, so I put it on a shirt. Grab a BITCH FEST '23 TEE for that special someone who takes life way too seriously.  If you want a pet peeve addressed on a shirt and don't see it in the shop, email your grievances to promos@sassypiehole.com and check back often. I plan to update weekly with new designs and would love some inspiration. And don't forget to check out my official WINKIE HAT while you're here. It's the quickest way to show your support and get off my naughty list.
Be sure to tag @sassypiehole on social media to show off your new merch when you get it, and let me know how good it feels to express yourself in the comfort of your own shirt. |
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