It's easy to get lost on Instagram. I've personally wasted at least two years of my life searching for shareable content to compliment my page. But finding branded images that link back to original creators is getting harder to do—unless you follow Dr Grayfang.
If you're not already stalking this man of mystery, whose bogus profile picture hasn't changed since I began following him several years ago, below are ten reasons you should start now.
Oh, and just for the record, if you try searching for "drgrayfang.com" on Google, you'll probably be as confused as I was when you meet up with the following plot twist. ??
Are they the same person? I don't think so, but you never know what you'll find when you chase down a comedian, so we'll have to wait and see.
In the meantime, enjoy you're millionth week in quarantine. Here are a few laughs to get your week started off right, compliments of the good doctor.
1. You're not fooling anyone, DUDE.
2. Never fuck with a woman on a moon cycle.
3. This is me after one!
4. Down the hall, third door to the left.
5. Can't we just walk to the fridge?
6. Put that in a dirty glass.
7. Where's my Uber?
8. Just give me the damn bag.
9. Overdressed, as usual.
10. The floors were filthy and I woke up in a trunk.