Thank you so much for taking the time to subscribe. Don't forget to add SASSYPIEHOLE to your contacts so you never miss a post. I am in the process of rebranding my website to create an umbrella of energy that will tickle your hearts, awaken your minds, and keep you from the ledge. Fingers crossed, we will both get something out of this. Below is an overview of what you can expect to see in your inbox each week, depending on my mood.
TOXIQUEis a series of light-hearted and brutally honest self-help articles aimed at teaching you how to politely tell someone to "stick it" without ending up in the ER. Slight exaggeration, but you get the idea. If you're lucky, maybe you'll learn something. If I'm lucky, maybe you'll visit often enough to teach me a few things. Lord knows, I could use a little help.
COMMON SENSE ETIQUETTE is a hilarious and straightforward guide to everyday living. Grab a notepad and some snacks, because I'm about to show you how to chew quietly, pick up a sock, and rinse a dish. Follow me here for more life hacks or check out my latest endeavor, DEAR SASSYPIEHOLE. Imagine Dear Abby, only way cooler, wildly hilarious, and occasionally inappropriate. If you are struggling with a personal issue—relationships, parenting, divorce, dating, social media drama, or finding inner peace—and would like my help, you can submit an anonymous request HERE. If your letter is selected, it will shared on the column, along with my two cents on how to make things better.
In addition, you can look forward to hearing news stories that will entertain and amuse you instead of draining your soul. RIDICULOUSNESS is my latest creation: think joyful, humorous, WTF news with a twist of sarcasm. If you find yourself getting annoyed, depressed, or angry with the news these days, this may be the best thing that's ever happened to you.
But wait, that's not all... To sweeten the pot, I will scouring the internet in search of KILLAH SWAG to showcase. If I see something that is too awesome not to share, I will post an honest review here, along with any discounts or giveaways I can get my swag lovin' hands on. STILL WANT MORE? Join me on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. I've also added a few private groups on Facebook where die hards can swap stories, memes, and random acts of kindness. Below are links to each one. Please be sure to answer all questions and agree to the rules before submitting your request. Also, fake ID's are no bueno. If you don't have a profile picture set up on your account yet, now is the time.
As always, please feel free to reach out with suggestions or to simply say hello. My fans are my livelihood and I'm thrilled to have another one. Oh, and If you need a little pick me up to get through the day, check out my live performance at the 2016LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER show in Atlanta, or swipe on over to view some of my outrageous MEMES AND GIFS.
Newsletters are scheduled to go out each Friday, and you will never see one drop of spam. Never. Eventually, I will figure out a way for you to opt out of the categories you're not interested in, but for now, be patient, open-minded, and ready for the ride of your life.