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The Little Engine That Couldn’t
The Millennial Years, Friend Zone Sassypiehole 7/5/24 The Millennial Years, Friend Zone Sassypiehole 7/5/24

The Little Engine That Couldn’t

Jeffrey T. Bookman (JT) was the only man I've ever known who could dress like a circus clown and still close a deal. He was wild and unpredictable, with an impeccable sense of humor and a gift for peddling clunkers for more than they were worth, even if they didn’t have an engine.

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Damn, it Felt Good to be a Gangster
The Millennial Years Sassypiehole 6/27/24 The Millennial Years Sassypiehole 6/27/24

Damn, it Felt Good to be a Gangster

It pains me to think of my younger days, and how we tested the bounds of absurdity, but damn, it felt good to be a gangster.

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Never Buy Cheap Liquor In Ohio
All In The Family, Road Trippin' Sassypiehole 6/20/24 All In The Family, Road Trippin' Sassypiehole 6/20/24

Never Buy Cheap Liquor In Ohio

When grandma says, “Give me that receipt,” you best get out of the way.

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You Might Want to Buy Your Kid a Used Car
Growing up in the 80s, Teenage Wasteland Sassypiehole 6/13/24 Growing up in the 80s, Teenage Wasteland Sassypiehole 6/13/24

You Might Want to Buy Your Kid a Used Car

What parent wouldn’t want to buy their kid a new car for graduation? I’ll tell you who: Rusty Moreland’s dad. You’re not gonna believe this sh*t.

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How to Quit Your Job Like a B̷o̷s̷s̷ Delinquent
Work is a 4-Letter Word, Growing up in the 80s Sassypiehole 6/6/24 Work is a 4-Letter Word, Growing up in the 80s Sassypiehole 6/6/24

How to Quit Your Job Like a B̷o̷s̷s̷ Delinquent

My first (real) job was working at a fast-food restaurant in the 80s, but it took a minute for my boss to learn that I only took orders from paying customers.

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I Survived The 80s and Lived to Tell About It
Growing up in the 80s, Teenage Wasteland Sassypiehole 5/30/24 Growing up in the 80s, Teenage Wasteland Sassypiehole 5/30/24

I Survived The 80s and Lived to Tell About It

Mitchell T. Lancaster was a high school legend who flaunted a reckless coolness you'd expect to see from an A-list celebrity. But none of us girls could have known about his passion for making forbidden pottery.

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Woman 'Lucky to be Alive' After Hypothetical Pipe Burst
Blonde Moments, Adulting is Hard Sassypiehole 5/23/24 Blonde Moments, Adulting is Hard Sassypiehole 5/23/24

Woman 'Lucky to be Alive' After Hypothetical Pipe Burst

An Atlanta woman is lucky to be alive after a bizarre incident involving an imaginary water leak nearly took her out. Sources close to the woman say she’s still “shook” but expected to make a full recovery.

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Not All Girls Are Scout Material
Growing up in the 70s Sassypiehole 5/17/24 Growing up in the 70s Sassypiehole 5/17/24

Not All Girls Are Scout Material

From the moment I slipped on that first faux stiletto, my mother knew she was in trouble. The year was 1973 and the power struggle between us was about to take a sharp left.

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