I am an author, humorist, branded content/digital creator, and social media manager at Sassypiehole. If you're looking for honest advice, light-hearted news, cool products, and a few good laughs, you've come to the right place.
My website is an umbrella of entertainment and positivity. If you fish around long enough, you might even find some of my BOOKS, LIVE PERFORMANCES, and a few WRITING SAMPLES. For general inquiries, or if you are interested in hiring me for promotions, copywriting, content marketing, social media one-one-one coaching, or sponsored posts, you can submit a request HERE.
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TOXIQUE A series of light-hearted and brutally honest self-help articles aimed at teaching you how to politely tell someone to "stick it" without ending up in the ER. Slight exaggeration, but you get the idea. If you're lucky, maybe you'll learn something. If I'm lucky, maybe you'll visit often enough to teach me a few things. Lord knows, I could use a little help.
DEAR SASSYPIEHOLE Think Dear Abby, only way cooler, wildly hilarious, and occasionally inappropriate. If you are struggling with a personal issue — relationships, parenting, divorce, dating, social media drama, or finding inner peace — and would like my help, you can submit an anonymous request HERE. If your letter is selected, it will shared on the column, along with my two cents on how to make things better.
COMMON SENSE ETIQUETTE A simple guide to everyday living demonstrated in a series of hilariously unscripted instructional videos. Note: This entire series, circa 2015, was shot on an iPhone 4s and edited using outdated 3rd party apps. Ignore the shitty editing and obnoxious audio and take it for what it's worth: free entertainment at my expense.
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