New look, same sass.

Don’t mind the mess, we’re busy remodeling to make your Sassypiehole experience better than ever. We should be up and running soon.

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Get ready to speak your mind without saying a word.

  • Still talking smack behind people's backs?

  • What if we told you there was a better way?

  • Sassypiehole gifts & apparel let's you express yourself in style.

  • Had enough drama? Throw on a "Literally, my last nerve" tee.

  • Tired of listening to coworkers complain about relationships? Drop a Ditcher Quick & Hyde insult card in their in-box.

  • Whatever the mood, Sassy Merch says the quiet part loud so you don't have to.

  • From "Get Bent" shirts to Who TF Asked You mugs, our passive-aggressive swag is here to help.

  • Can't find what you're looking for? Your thoughts are our inspiration.

  • If you've got an idea for a design or just want to see a print on a different item. We want to know.

  • Hop on over to our Contact page in the About section and fire away.

  • Quality products, sweet designs, and exceptional customer service. What more could you want?

Hi! I'm Lisa.

I'm a writer with a background in promotional marketing and passion for making people laugh. If you haven’t visited me on social media, I invite you to do so now (links provided below).

I started Sassypiehole intent on creating branded gifts and apparel. I’m still working on final touches before going live, but am happy to report the day has come. I hope you get as much joy out of shopping the merch store as I have putting it all together.

Designs are my own and all pricing shown includes tax and shipping, so you’ll never get a surprise at checkout.

Stay tuned for details…

Come for the laughs

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Stay for the killer swag

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Come for the laughs ~ Stay for the killer swag ~